A modern Girl
A modern girl went to the theatre with a vest and a pair of slippers.
The ticket-examiner turned her away very politely:" Miss, NO ADMISSION WITH SLIPPERS."
" Really?" the girl took off the slippers and carried them in her hands, " Then I will go in barefootedly."
" Oh, my god!" the ticket-examiner cried out, " Fortunately, I have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST."